You know whats bullshit?

You know whats bullshit? Life. No that's not true, the question should be-

You know who's a dumbass? Me.

Life is pretty bullshit, but occasionally there is an asshole willing to throw you a bone, but what do I do with that bone, I throw it at someone else, you know why? Because I'm a dumbass.

Good fucking luck and God fucking bless you miserable fucks,

Teddy